Tuesday, April 10, 2012

America's Favorite...and Second to None

That slogan was taken from a piece of sheet music written by Charles N. Daniels, one of the most prolific composers of the 1890s-1930s period, with songs like "Margery," "You Tell Me Your Dream, I'll Tell You Mine," and "Chloe." (That last one was one of the many he composed under one of his many pen names: Neil Moret.)

And don't forget that he published an 1899 Scott Joplin piece, "Original Rags."

The above slogan's also one that Charles' grandniece, Nan Bostick, adopted.

Nan was no slouch as a composer, either, what with winners like "Ragtime in Randall," "Bean Whistle Rag," and "That Missing You Rag."

I'm one of the many missing her, too. Recently, Nan lost her battle with lung cancer.

Nan was a veteran of many ragtime festivals nationwide, including California's Sutter Creek event (held every August since that get-together's 2000 inception) and that same state's West Coast Ragtime Festival.

She even performed at the Ragtime to Riches Festival, coming to the Omaha/Council Bluffs/Bellevue area in 2006 and 2007. (I remember when, at the 2006 festival, she jammed alongside another of that year's featured performers, Pat Boilesen.)

Nan Bostick really was second to none when it came to giving workshops; hers were some of the most entertaining workshops you'd ever attended.

One of her most famous workshops focused on the work her granduncle put together, starting in his Missouri/Kansas days...when Charles' "Hiawatha" touched off a brief craze for songs about Native American people.

Funny thing about it, "Hiawatha" wasn't about a Native American...it was about a Kansas town that bears said name.

I learned from Nan that during the 1897-1917 period, roughly 350 women composed at least one ragtime tune apiece.

And Charles N. Daniels got some of them published, too.

I've tried some of those pieces myself...and had a ball working on 'em. One of those numbers is "That Poker Rag," by Charlotte Blake. Others include Irene Giblin's "Chicken Chowder" and Nellie Stokes' "Snowball."

By the way...my favorite Nan Bostick composition is "Bean Whistle Rag." (You get to, as the sheet music says, ad lib...and have fun!)

She encouraged me to concentrate on giving workshops; Nan, somehow, liked the ones I'd given. (Well, to tell you the truth, I'd rather put giving workshops and performing together. But still...)

Nan was one of ragtime's best and most tireless researchers; it showed in every concert she gave and every workshop she conducted. I admire how she liked going to different schools nationwide to show children just what old-time piano's really like.

Nan...thank you for helping to show me (and plenty of other people) what old-time piano's really like.

Thank you for being part of my life...and allowing me to be in yours.

Sunday, April 1, 2012

Since When Did a Bag of Skittles Become Dangerous?

It's been exactly five weeks now since 17-year-old Trayvon Martin was killed by a Sanford, FL resident named George Zimmerman.

And, like millions of other Americans, I'm still sick about the murder of perhaps the most talked-about teenager to ever come out of Miami Gardens, FL.

All Trayvon was doing was coming back from a 7-Eleven convenience store in Sanford; he was coming back to his father's fiancee's house in a gated community in that city of 54,000 people. Trayvon was trying to check out the second half of this season's NBA All-Star Game...played 19 miles to the south in Orlando.

And all he was carrying were a cell phone and his two 7-Eleven purchases: A bag of Skittles candy and a can of iced tea.

But that didn't matter to George, a 28-year-old who serves as a neighborhood watch captain in the gated community in Sanford.

In fact, the hoodie Martin was wearing- to say nothing of his skin color- gave Zimmerman enough "justification" to label young Martin as suspicious.

So that gave our neighborhood watch captain the impetus to call 911.

And it didn't matter that the dispatcher who took the call told Zimmerman NOT to chase Martin.

He chased him anyway.

After five weeks, no arrest has been made.

In fact, it might be that the police officer who checked out the scene- and bought the idea that Zimmerman's life was threatened by Martin, hence the murder- might have publicly (or privately) congratulated Zimmerman.

This is what happens when a state signs into law "Stand Your Ground" legislation.

The killing that took place on 2-26-2012 was THE outgrowth of a law now in 13 states here in the US.

The Sanford Police Department simply didn't do its job. And if Sanford's government leaders had shown any guts, they would've asked for Bill Lee's permanent resignation as the city's police chief.

There's so much- way too much- we don't know about the shooting of a young man who loved sports and, yes, WAS trying to get his life back on the right track. (That's why he went to Sanford.)

And I'm still wondering how spokespersons with the National Rifle Association (the group that's been on bended knees begging for these "Stand Your Ground" laws) really feel about this Central Florida murder.

How many hate-radio hosts (okay, talk-radio hosts) have been praising George Zimmerman for what he did? (Remember, last year, Neal Boortz got on his show and asked his listeners to pack heat and get those so-called "urban thugs." Does carrying a bag of Skittles make you an "urban thug?" Does wearing a hoodie?)

Bill O'Reilly, on his Fox Gossip (oops, I mean Fox News) Channel show, defended this vigilante. I can imagine how O'Reilly's network colleagues, such as race-baiter deluxe Eric Bolling (from The Five), feel about this incident in Sanford.

John Bush's silence is deafening. [After all, in 2005, when he was the Sunshine State's governor, he signed this into law. (And no, I can't bring myself to call him Jeb!)]

One thing I'm GOING to bring myself to do is this: I'm going to stand with Trayvon's parents- Tracy Martin and Sybrina Fulton- and millions of others to say: "Let's have some justice and get George Zimmerman in handcuffs! What are you waiting on?"

Sunday, March 18, 2012

Coming Soon...to a Theater (or Some Other Venue) Near You!

Been waiting almost three years to type this out...and here it is:

The first-ever documentary about the World Championship Old-Time Piano Playing Contest, "The Entertainers," is about to make its debut.

It's going to happen at the Wisconsin Film Festival, an event held from 4-18-2012 to 4-22-2012 in Madison.

And yep, I'm on my way to Wisconsin's capital city.

Nick Holle's and Michael Zimmer's (they're the movie's codirectors) project gets two showings- each at a different festival venue: Friday, 4-20-2012 at 9:30 PM and Saturday, 4-21-2012 at 1:30 PM.

Afterwards, Mike and Nick (who did the bulk of the filming in 2009 and 2010...after shooting "The Entertainers'" trailer at the 2008 OTPP Contest) will aim to get the documentary shown not only at different film festivals nationwide, but also at various ragtime festivals throughout the United States.

And one of those ragtime festivals will be here in Omaha.

So if you don't get a chance to come to the Wisconsin Film Festival or to this year's World Championship Old-Time Piano Playing Contest (5-25-2012 to 5-28-2012 at Peoria's Five Points by Sheraton Hotel), maybe you'll be coming to Omaha for the Ragtime to Riches Festival (7-8-2012 at First Central Congregational United Church of Christ)...and if you're in the Big O that day, you're in for a real treat.

Had a ball getting involved in said documentary...and I hope you'll have a ball seeing the movie, wherever and whenever it's shown in your town.

Oh, by the way...R to R's showing of "The Entertainers" will take place at 4:15 PM, right after Nora and Mark Hulse play.

Thursday, March 1, 2012

I Wouldn't Buy a Used ANYTHING from Any of These People

I wouldn't buy a new item from any of them, either.

They've had twenty debates thus far; I watch some of the discussion shows on TV...and listening to the four remaining Republican presidential hopefuls for 2012 makes me sometimes want to...sometimes want to vomit.

Former Massachusetts Gov. Willard Romney (I'm sorry; I refuse to use his nickname!) has been on both sides of far too many issues, be they REAL issues or the wedge issues Republicans have been dining on for decades. His father (that's right, George Romney, the one-time Michigan governor who ran for the presidency in 1968...only to become Richard Nixon's first HUD secretary) has got to be turning over in his grave over his son's desire to see the very industry that kept food on the Romney family's table go straight down. (Remember when Romney pere ran the old American Motors Corporation?)

Yes, I know, I know...Pennsylvania's old junior US senator, Rick Santorum, is being praised for his honesty and for the courage of his convictions.

Here's the thing about it, though: Santorum's convictions include having only the well-to-do (the GOP's main bankrollers) be able to see to it that their sons (and, just maybe, daughters) can get access to a real education. After all, he doesn't want state or federal government involved in schools.

And that leaves city governments and county governments. As strapped as they are today, how's it all going to look having them and only them bankroll public schools?

Oh, by the way, Mr. Santorum...not every parent in America today is equipped to homeschool his or her children. (Got that?)

I listen to one-time House Speaker Newton Gingrich and current US Rep. Ron Paul (R-TX) and conclude that they're still in the race to massage their egos.

And all the ugly, racist things Paul and Gingrich (as well as far too many other Republicans, especially these last three years) have said- be they in newsletters or speeches- make me feel that, like Santorum and Romney, they're not fit to give the next (or any future) inaugural speech.

That's what the Republican Party amounts to today...and has ever since the mid 1960s.

WHY?

Back then, the people in charge of the party courted the Southern Democrats who turned their backs on the Donkeys after Lyndon Johnson signed the Civil Rights Act of 1964 into law. (Strom Thurmond was one of those who switched to the Elephants at that time.)

The next time a presidential election came along, once Nixon got the 1968 GOP nomination, his campaign staff cooked up a "Southern strategy" to reel in all those Caucasian men angered over LBJ's decision to help make America live up to its proud promises.

One of Thurmond's trainees was Lee Atwater...the same Lee Atwater who helped Ronald Reagan get the greatest role of his career, then went on to enable Reagan's old veep, George Herbert Walker Bush, to become the first standing vice president since Martin Van Buren (in 1836) to win a presidential election.

It wasn't until Atwater was on his death bed that he decided, all at once, to 'fess up and admit that his racist views played a huge role in making that former CIA director into America's 41st chief executive.

Atwater's proteges are at work right now, 21 years after the former Republican National Committee chief died of a brain tumor. (And that includes ALL of the people who've taken out papers to get the opportunity to make Barack Obama the latest former president.)

Still wondering why Gingrich, Paul, Romney, and Santorum sound the way they do?

And then you've got these people's desire to tell women what to do with their bodies!

These four all are in favor of the amendment US Sen. Roy Blunt (R-MO) wants to push where any, any, ANY employer can opt out of providing access to contraceptives for religious and moral reasons. (This bill, if it becomes law, would allow CEOs to use any excuse they can think of.)

It's going to be a disaster for women here in the United States.

I don't know about these current Republicans. I feel nauseated over their desire to push this country all the way back to 1912...if they can't shift it all the way back to 1612.

Think about this.

If you're a middle-income person or a low-income person and you're thinking about giving any of these four men your vote on 11-6-2012, ask yourself if there's anything in it for you if you turn to the very people whose policies and attitudes helped pave the way for the Great Recession.

If they care so much about you and me, why are they so much more interested in telling women what they can do with their own bodies than in repairing America's economy?

Saturday, February 18, 2012

It's Everything They Said It Is...and More

I finally got a chance to see a movie that could very well net some hardware a week from tomorrow...one of last year's best-loved theatrical movies, "The Help."

Got to see it this afternoon because of this afternoon's second annual Black History Movie and Potluck get-together at Omaha's Clair Memorial United Methodist Church...and, let me tell you, "The Help" is everything the critics (and a lot of other moviegoers) said it is.

And more.

In this movie, set in 1963-64 and based on Kathryn Stockett's novel (a book I haven't read yet), recent University of Mississippi grad Eugenia "Skeeter" Phelan (Emma Stone) returned to her home town of Jackson, MS wanting to be a journalist. First gig she got was with the city's paper, The Journal. And Skeeter ended up writing an advice column centering on how to be a better domestic.

Next thing you knew, Skeeter started kicking around the idea of a book telling what a maid's life was like in mid-1960s Mississippi...from the maid's point of view. (Remember: The Magnolia State's laws wouldn't allow anything like that back then.)

At first, only two maids- Aibileen Clark and Minny Jackson (Viola Davis and fellow Oscar nominee Octavia Spencer)- were willing to open up to Skeeter. (And for Minny and Aibileen to even open up like this was playing with a raging fire in America's hotbed of hatred and intolerance and racism.)

All through the movie (all 140 minutes of it), I kept thinking about the four remaining Republican challengers for the party's 2012 presidential nomination and how the teachers of hatred in those four men's lives were working to mold those candidates at the very moment in which "The Help" was set.

And all I could do was cringe at the thought.

Hilly Holbrook (played by Bryce Dallas Howard) really made me cringe; so did the cronies she hung around with as they helped to keep racism alive in Jackson. And Skeeter's mom (Allison Janney of West Wing fame) made me cringe, too...especially when she clammed up every time Skeeter asked about the maid (Cicely Tyson as Constantine) who raised our recent Ole Miss grad.

I even cringed when Minny was offered a domestic's job for the rest of her life by her employers, Celia and Johnny Foote.

Minny was the first maid Celia (Jessica Chastain) ever hired...and, the way I took Celia, she was under a ton of pressure to hire a maid. It was...well, Expected. But all through the movie, Minny, among other things, showed Celia how to cook. (And guess who was there when Celia gave birth?)

Let me tell you, I cheered for BOTH Aibileen and Skeeter...and I also liked it when other maids finally decided to contribute stories to the book Eugenia was trying to put together.

One message I thought "The Help" kept shouting out was one about courage.

It takes courage to speak up when people are constantly trying to fit you into one social straitjacket after another. It also takes courage to listen to people who've been forced into those social straitjackets.

The result of that speaking up (as well as of that listening) feels empowering.

And that's the biggest lesson "The Help" can teach us...especially at a time when this country's Republicans would like nothing better than to take America back to 1612...let alone 1912 or 1963.

When "The Help" came out, some reviewers took a look at its predominantly female cast and immediately labeled it a "chick flick." (And yep, the offending journalists made a huge mistake in doing so.)

At a time when Willard Romney runs around saying his birth city (Detroit, MI) should go bankrupt and has repeatedly said that America's auto industry- the very profession that enabled his father George (a 1968 presidential hopeful and, later, HUD secretary) to put food on the table- should crash and burn; at a time when Newton Gingrich keeps questioning inner-city children's work ethic; at a time when Rick Santorum still questions Barack Obama's religion, among other things; and at a time when Ron Paul and his son Rand want to see the private sector go back to discriminating against people on the basis of skin color, we need to take a look at the time in which a movie like "The Help" was set and say, loud and clear: "NEVER AGAIN!"

Tuesday, January 31, 2012

There's a First Time for Everything

And the 2011 NCAA Division 1-A football playoffs (well, at least this person's version) bore that out. In fact, the four quarterfinal games resulted in a situation where the remaining four teams were vying for a playoff championship they'd never won before.

Well...here's the proof (with seeding in parentheses):

FIRST ROUND: Wisconsin (9) 21, Louisiana Tech (24) 0; Arkansas (16) 38, Clemson (17) 22; Kansas State (13) 42, Northern Illinois (20) 28; TCU (12) 33, Oklahoma (21) 21; Georgia (19) 21, Arkansas State (14) 7; Michigan (11) 35, Nebraska (22) 31; South Carolina (15) 35, Michigan State (18) 14; Southern Mississippi (10) 28, Cincinnati (23) 14.

SECOND ROUND: Louisiana State (1) 42, Wisconsin 21; Oregon (8) 49, Arkansas 21; Stanford (5) 47, Kansas State 8; Oklahoma State (4) 42, TCU 10; Alabama (6) 37, Georgia 0; Boise State (3) 38, Michigan 9; Virginia Tech (7) 28, South Carolina 7; Houston (2) 35, Southern Mississippi 0.

QUARTERFINAL ROUND: Oregon 30, Louisiana State 29 (1 OT); Oklahoma State 24, Stanford 20; Alabama 42, Boise State 21; Houston 42, Virginia Tech 31.

SEMIFINAL ROUND: Oregon 28, Oklahoma State 14; Houston 21, Alabama 20.

CHAMPIONSHIP GAME: Oregon 49, Houston 35.

Now, how about some highlights?

FIRST ROUND: The Badgers held the Bulldogs (in their first playoff game since 2001) to 31 rushing yards in 27 attempts while RB Montee Ball picked up 128 yards (and two touchdowns) in 22 tries. Even so, Wisconsin held a 7-0 halftime lead.

In losing to the Razorbacks, the Tigers wasted WR Sammy Watkins' 10-catch, 144-yard, two-TD game. And Arkansas QB Tyler Wilson completed 20 of his 29 throws for 319 yards and three TDs (with no INTs).

The Huskies (now under Dave Doeren) could've made history...but they squandered a 14-7 first-quarter lead, then they let the Wildcats catch them at the half, 21-21. This game was a battle of running QBs: In rushing yardage, the winners' Collin Klein bested the losers' Chandler Harnish, 37-157-2 to 17-142-2. (Okay...so Harnish had an 82-yard scoring run in the first period and Klein's longest run was 10 yards.)

The Red Wolves (they used to be called the Indians; their only other playoff appearance was in 2005) became the first Sun Belt Conference team to host a 1-A playoff game; they had their fans going when Andrew Tryon took the opening kickoff back 95 yards for a score.

But Hugh Freeze's club couldn't build on the momentum.

That's because the Bulldogs' defense bedeviled Arkansas State QB Ryan Aplin, picking him off four times (twice by S Shawn Williams).

The Golden Eagles set up their rematch with Houston by breaking their first game open in the second half, thanks mainly to QB Austin Davis (20-30-306-3 TDs-2 picks), who also scored on an 18-yard run.

Speaking of rematch...this time, the Wolverines outgained the Cornhuskers, 558-488 (in rushing, Brady Hoke's club had a 408-347 edge).  And the winners' Denard Robinson totaled the same number of rushing yards as the losers' Rex Burkhead: 161. (But Robinson needed more carries, 29-17.)

Plus: 107,816 showed up to Michigan Stadium.

And when the Spartans lost to the Gamecocks, LB Denicos Allen's big game (three sacks of South Carolina QB Connor Shaw) turned out to be all in vain.

SECOND ROUND: The Crimson Tide went 17 for 24 on third down...and Mark Richt's Bulldogs couldn't convert one single third down in 11 tries. Meanwhile, Alabama's Trent Richardson toyed with Georgia by gaining 220 yards in 43 trips...two of those trips to paydirt.

The Cowboys ripped their soon-to-be Big 12 foes, the Horned Frogs, for 616 yards of total offense. QB Brandon Weeden accounted for 377 of those yards in his 45-for-50 spree (it netted three air scores); his favorite target, WR Justin Blackmon, caught 12 aerials for 142 yards.

The Case Keenum Show canceled USM's plans for a repeat win. The Cougars' record-setting passer had a 32-for-50 outing that got him 397 yards and a trio of scores.

The Ducks exorcised three years of playoff demons by forcing Bobby Petrino's club into three giveaways (two fumbles and a pick).

RB Stephen Taylor (27 runs, 136 yards, a TD) and QB Andrew Luck (26 for 32 for 319 yards), along with LBs Chase Thomas and Trent Murphy (a couple of sacks apiece), were the main reasons the Cardinal sent the Wildcats packing.

QB Kellen Moore (25-37-276) tossed four air scores- three to WR Tyler Shoemaker (six catches in all for 105 yards)- to help Boise State sink Michigan.

And Les Miles' Tigers wiped out a 14-7 Badger lead to make sure Bret Bielema's club couldn't pull off an instant replay. (In last season's playoffs, Wisconsin- a ninth seed that campaign- knocked top-seeded Auburn out of the playoffs in the second round, 28-21.)

QUARTERFINAL ROUND: Oklahoma State's Joseph Randle ran for a couple of scores...while Weeden's hot passing continued (30 for 40 for 346 yards, plus a score). And Luck was stumbling around with a 21-for-33 showing (for 245 yards and a pair of TD tosses).

Keenum's 26-43-338 outing (featuring five TD passes and no INTs) fueled a Cougar victory that saw Tony Levine's team go just 5 for 13 on third down.

Richardson went wild again for Nick Saban's ball club, what with four scores and 133 yards on 28 rushing attempts.

Chip Kelly's contingent broke into the semifinals when, with 11:04 to go in overtime, Oregon stopped Tiger QB Jordan Jefferson at the Ducks' one-yard line on a two-point conversion attempt that would've won it for Louisiana State. (And this after the Ducks caused a safety to send the game into overtime to begin with!)

SEMIFINAL ROUND: The Cowboys blew a 14-0 second quarter lead when the Ducks racked up the game's other 28 points. What's more, the Oregon D let Blackmon have eight catches...but held him to 76 yards and away from the end zone.

In the other semifinal, Matt Hogan's PAT (with 10:29 to play in regulation) won it. It came after Keenum hooked up with WR Tyron Carrier on a two-yard scoring toss.

And all of that took place after Richardson (28-127-3) ran it in from the Houston four with 13:47 remaining in the fourth...only to see Jeremy Shelley miss the extra point.  

And then Cougar DE Kelvin King iced it when he, with 1:12 to go in the last period, swiped an A.J. McCarron pass at the Houston one and ran it 16 yards.

CHAMPIONSHIP GAME: The Cougs go on to waste Case's 36-46-501 spree...one that featured four TD throws. Twelve Cougars snared at least a toss apiece (including wideout Patrick Edwards, with seven balls for 158 yards and a pair of scores)...but MVP LaMichael James' big night rendered Houston's offensive efforts useless. 

James had 15 rushes for 134 yards and a TD...AND three punt returns for 129 yards and a score. (With 13:01 left in the third quarter, he ran back a Richie Leone punt 81 yards for said score.)

QB Darron Thomas didn't do too badly, either, completing 19 of 26 passes for 276 yards. He got intercepted once, but still flicked a couple of touchdown throws.

Result: The first title for a Pac-8/10/12 club since USC nailed the 2003 and 2004 playoff championships. And it also means four different squads in as many seasons have gone all the way in this version of a Division 1-A football playoff (Boise State won it all in 2008, followed by Florida the next year, Ohio State in 2010, and now Oregon).

One more thing left to ask: "Will it be vive la difference in 2012?" 

Stay tuned! 

Saturday, January 14, 2012

I Never Thought This Day Would Come

I guess that 21-0 victory by Alabama over Louisiana State in this past season's Extra Bowl (oops...I mean BCS national championship game) was the last straw.

I guess Bill Hancock and his people are now, at long last, getting tired of their event's status as the biggest joke in North American sports (whether it's ever hit them or not that it's a joke at all).

Mark Emmert has stepped into the debate.

That's right.

This past Thursday (three days after The Rematch at the Mercedes-Benz Superdome in New Orleans, LA took place), Emmert (the NCAA president) gave his annual State of the NCAA speech at the association's headquarters in Indianapolis, IN.

And during the speech, he said something some kind of earth-shattering.

Emmert said he'd support a four-team Division 1-A football playoff...as long as Hancock and his BCS lieutenants decide to adopt it.

Me, I'll believe it when I see it.

And besides, if approved, such a sports event won't make its long-awaited debut until 2014. (Hancock and the commissioners of the six wealthiest NCAA Division 1-A football-playing conferences have given themselves until this coming July to decide if they want to take The Plunge.)

In fact, it's a plunge that should've been taken as early as 1982, when the changes to NCAA guidelines for membership in football's Division 1-A took effect. But the then NCAA president, Walter Byers (his job back then was called "executive director"), would hear none of that talk about a playoff for the football teams that represent the biggest NCAA schools.

Anyway, Hancock and the commissioners got together in the Big Easy the day after the Extra Bowl (sorry, I mean BCS national championship game) and lifted up fifty to sixty different possibilities for various changes to this deeply flawed system.

One of the changes was the very four-team playoff proposal Emmert now endorses. But when Atlantic Coast Conference commissioner John Swofford and his Southeastern Conference counterpart, Mike Slive (remember when Slive ran Conference USA?), brought this up to the other BCS potentates in 2008, the leaders of the Big East, Big Ten, Big 12, and the then Pacific-10 (now, of course, called the Pacific-12) told Slive and Swofford to go to hell. So did the athletic director at the lone football independent in the BCS, Notre Dame.

But now, Big Ten Conference head Jim Delany- one of the men who shot the proposal down four years ago- has changed his mind. (Maybe that's because, as long as the present system relies mainly on the results of the ESPN-USA Today and Harris Interactive polls, his circuit may never again land a team in the Extra Bowl...or BCS title game.)

Yeah, I know...BCS spokespeople brag about the several computers used to complement the two polls in the selection process. But Hancock and Co. can bring in 500 computers- including the one I'm using to type out this post- and it'll still reflect the results of the ESPN-USA Today survey (with active D-1-A head coaches) and its Harris counterpart (involving the opinions of former collegiate players).

And the two groups- as well as the reporters weighing in when it comes to the Associated Press poll- right now like the football teams in the SEC the best.

Yep...it's all about popularity and about past reputation.

And you can bet I'm glad that Mark Emmert has finally stepped out to endorse a D-1-A football playoff. (In the 1980s, Byers' successor, Dick Schultz, got canned by the university presidents for calling for a Division 1-A football playoff: "We don't think it's in the best interests of college athletics.")

Right from when the former University of Washington official got his present job on 11-1-2009, Emmert has told people he'd long expected changes in this so-called BCS system.

But I disagree with him when it comes to expanding the 1-A playoffs into a sixteen-team affair.

He claims it'll mean too many games ("I think that's too much to ask a young man's body to do") and that expanding the playoffs would intrude into the academic year...as well as end the bowl system "that so many people like now."

Ed Schultz would call that "psychotalk."

All Mark has to do is take a look at the football playoffs his very own organization runs in Division 1-AA (a twenty-team affair that just got through seeing North Dakota State win it all- at Sam Houston State's expense), Division 2 (24 teams in it), and Division 3 (a 32-club event!).

You know what I say?

Make a Division 1-A event a 24-team playoff.

First of all, DON'T rely on the polls to get the field together. Make all eleven D-1-A leagues eligible- each circuit will have an automatic bid. That would leave thirteen at-large clubs to fill up a 24-team playoff.

Put all 123 Division 1-A squads (Massachusetts, Texas State, and Texas-San Antonio will jump up to 1-A this fall; if Appalachian State makes The Move, it'll give the division 124 clubs in 2012) under a point system similar to what your state's high school athletic association uses when it seeds football playoff entries. (This point system will work for even a four-team playoff!)

Here's what I use when I'm conducting my 1-A playoffs:

*A playoff qualifier gets 50 quality points every time it beats a Division 1-A team that enjoyed a winning season.

*It gets 45 quality points for each win against a Division 1-A club that finished at .500 or worse.

*Our team receives 40 points if it beats a Division 1-AA squad that won most of its games.

*The playoff team gets 35 points for stopping a 1-AA team that had a nonwinning year.

*An undefeated season nets that playoff team an extra 55 points.

*The team in question surrenders 50 quality points in the event of a loss to a winning 1-A team.

*Subtract 55 points if the team lost to a Division 1-A team that had a nonwinning season.

*The playoff squad gets 60 points taken off if it loses to a winning D-1-AA club.

*And should the 1-A playoff team lose to a 1-AA squad that had a .500 year or worse, the playoff team loses a whopping 65 points.

Any time two or more squads have the same number of quality points, the following tiebreakers kick in: Total number of victories chalked up by the teams' Division 1-A opponents; head-to-head competition; the tied teams' conference records; point differential in conference play; point differential in all games; and...a coin flip. (And the last five tiebreakers could be used to determine a conference's automatic qualifier. For instance, Cincinnati- and not West Virginia- would've gotten the Big East's automatic bid in 2011. That's because the Bearcats outscored their fellow league champs; the Mountaineers played Cincy and Louisville to a 59-59 tie; and the Cardinals were outscored by the U of C and WVU. All three teams had 1-1 marks against each other this past season.)

A system like this would take the media out of the selection process and would stress how a team did THIS SEASON, not how it did in the past.

Yes, I'm darn glad Emmert decided to publicly stick up for at least a four-team 1-A football playoff. (It's better than no playoff at all.)

After all, for the NCAA to initiate the process of crowning a REAL Division 1-A football titleholder would be a huge step in the right direction.

I'm tired of myths and fairy tales in Division 1-A football. How about you?